come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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