idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You are a genius and a whore.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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