Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i think i have herpe
just one?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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