i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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