we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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