yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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