Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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