Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You can't special order awesome
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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