Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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