Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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