Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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