I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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