Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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