If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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