does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I love you. Go after that dick
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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