We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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