Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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