I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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