She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
did i walk over a car last night?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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