Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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