I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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