Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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