On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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