Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
They have beer where we have blood.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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