the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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