Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You made out with two different species that night
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My vagina just clenched in fear
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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