Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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