They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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