Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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