Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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