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(504): View more from Louisiana

Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.

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(407): View more from Florida

woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?

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(518): View more from New York

I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh god establish a safe word

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm going to! Pineapple.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Your shit was massive.

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.

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