Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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