I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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