Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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