i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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