dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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