scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
It's just like the Real World with babies
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.