You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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