Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
