No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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