and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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