: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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