So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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