There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
apparently the secret to your success is patron
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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