I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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