you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Text me some of your sweat
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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