I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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