I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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