Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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