overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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