We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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