capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship