We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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