So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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