now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
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Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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